Wednesday 20 May 2015

I met my wife as a virgin - Oshiomole

The Edo State Governor, Adams Oshiomhole has made yet another shocking revelation about his new wife, Lara Fortes, saying he met her as a virgin. The Comrade governor made the revelation during their wedding thanksgiving service. He said, “I can boldly tell all of you that I was a very principled man during my first marriage. I didn’t succumb to the worldly pleasures of this lustful environment, even though I had lots of opportunities. And it was this principled sobriety that made me fish for a virgin wife. “I can boldly say to you all that I was the first man to know her (Lara Fortes) and initiated her into the worldly ways. This is the kind of spirit I want Edo youths to inculcate, instead of messing around and engaging in different shades of adultery and fornication.”

I guess this must be the joke of the century!

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